America x Reader: Hambahgah

Hambahgah
(read: hamburger)
This is my first America x Reader fanfic, so try not to be so critical please? This is fluffy friendship turned sappy/fluffy romance, because, well you know how fluffy Alfie can be! :3
Anyways, enjoy! ^^
"Hey _________! ________! Open up, it's me, Al!"
You tossed down the TV remote and looked out the window to  see your best friend (and long time crush) Alfred F. Jones banging on it with a huge grin on his face. "I'm coming!" you yelled, running over to the front door and opening it for him.
"HIYA ________!" he greeted you, wrapping you up in a bone crushing hug. "How are ya?"
"A-Al your c-crushing m-meee…."you gasped.
"Huh? Oh! Sorry ______, I forget my own heroic strength sometimes, heh heh heh….." he laughed sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"That's alright…." You said, rubbing your own sore arms. Man, that guy was STRONG! "And I'm pretty good, if not incredibly bored."
"Bored? HAHAHAHAHA! Well it's a good thing I came over, 'cause the Hero is here to save you from the evils of boredom! Check this out!" he shoved a piece of paper in your face.
"Calm down Alfie," you said with a giggle. "Lemme see that." You took the paper and scanned it over.

It's finally here! The coolest, funniest, most awesome contest EVER is finally here in (insert town's name here)!
McDonald's is proud to sponser
"RONALD'S STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH HAMBURGERS"
World famous contest is coming this Tuesday!
All proceeds will go to the Ronald McDonald House.

Below was a contest entry form, where Alfred had already signed: Alfred F. Jones! The HERO! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
You lowered the paper and looked up at Alfred, who was beaming down at you. Then your eyes lit up and you began jumping up and down with excitment. "Omigod Alfie you are sooo gonna win this thing!" you squealed, flinging your arms around him.
"HAHAHAHA!!!!! You're the best sidekick EVER ______! Did I ever tell you that?"
You blushed and drew away from his incredibly close face. "N-no…" you said, trying to hide your bright red face from him. God, his face had been so close!
Luckily he didn't seem to notice your embaressment and just kept on talking. "Hey _______, wouldn't it be awesome if you were like….my personal cheerleader?"

You felt your blush fading, so you looked back up at him, although those big, beautiful ocean blue orbs of his made your stomach do flips. C'mon ________! Get a grip on yourself, he's your best friend!  "Ok Alfie! I'd love to be your personal cheerleader!"
Alfred smiled at you, but didn't say anything….which was a little odd. "Ummmm…..Al? Alfred?" you waved your hand in front of his grinning face. He seemed to snap out of whatever trance he was in and looked at you normally with….was he actually blushing?! "Yeah _______?" he asked.
"What was that all about?"
"What was what all about?"
"What you were doing."
"Why what was I doing?"
"….you were like….all dazed or something."
"I was?"
"Yeah."
"HAHAHA!" Alfred just laughed, but you could see what was definitely a blush spreading across his face. "I guess I was just daydreaming, whatever, you do it all the time too!"
You were about to reply but before you could the phone rang. "I'LL GET IT!" you both yelled in unison, diving towards the phone. But since you were closer, you got it first. "Hello?"
"Hello, this is Mr. Arthur Kirkland. And this is _______, may I assume?"
You were a little taken aback at first, because Alfred's big brother had only met you once, and it wasn't even a proper meeting, you had accidently rammed him in the stomach when you and Alfred were shopping cart racing. "Um, yeah, this is ________. How'd you know?"

A small chuckle from the other end added to your confusion. "I just feel like we've known each other for a long time…."
Ok, CREEPY MUCH? What the hell was going on?
"…because Alfred talks about you all the time."
Wait, what? You glanced over at Alfred, who was laughing loudly at a Spongebob Squarepants rerun. "I…I…um…"
"….er….are you alright?"
"Yeah…."
"Good, because I need to talk to Alfred."
"Oh….kay….just a sec. Al! Arthur wants to talk to you!"
Alfred jumped off the couch and picked up the phone. "Yo Artie, sup bro?"
You both jumped as Arthur started to scream over the phone. "ALFRED YOU SLOPPY GIT, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM! GOD, NO WONDER WE HAVE A COCKROACH INFESTATION, YOU HAVE FOOD IN YOUR ROOM! IT'S DISGUSTING, CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
"Awww but Iggy! Can't ________ come and help me-"

"THAT BEDROOM IS A HEALTH HAZARD AND I DON'T WANT _______ TO GET SICK!!!!"

"YOU LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN! OR I WILL DRAG YOU BY YOUR EAR ALL THE WAY FROM _________'S HOUSE TO HERE!!!!!!!! SO GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE!"
And with that, he hung up.
"….want any help?" you asked him. "My rooms messy too, I don't mind."

"Thanks _______, but I'm the Hero, I can do it…." Alfred sighed dejectedly and put his shoes on. "I'll pick you up tommorow at 12, ok?"
"Ok, see you later Alfred- mphhh!" Alfred attacked you again with another hug, although he made sure not to crush you this time. "See ya _______." he said, waving to you just before he closed the door.
"Bye…."
He seemed to be blushing again…..
~~~~~~~~~~ Time skip to the next day~~~~~~~~~~
Beep beep beep beep beep……
"Ugh, shut UP already!" you mumbled, whacking the snooze button clumsily with your hand. Why did I even set the alarm on a summer day….that's right! You suddenly remembered. Today was the day of Ronald's Stuffing Your Face With Hamburgers contest! You leaped out of bed, jumped the stairs, slammed two pop tarts into the toaster, then darted back upstairs again to get dressed. You quickly changed into a f/c tee and a pair of f/c pants, then raced back downstairs to eat your breakfast. Then you looked at the clock. 11:00. You still had a hour before Alfred came.
Just as you finshed your pop tarts, you heard someone banging on your front door. "Coming!" you called, and opened it only to see Alfred standing on youur front step in a Superman t-shirt and jeans. "A-Alfred? Your early…." you said as he walked inside. "How'd your room cleaning go?"
Alfred sighed. "It sucked balls dude. It took me two whole hours just to clean out the closet."
"Wow." You said. "And here I always thought my closet was bad…" then you realized that the blonde wasn't sitting next to you anymore. "Alfred?"
"Hm?" Alfred poked his head out of the kitchen. He was holding  a piece of pizza in one hand, a tub of ice cream in the other, and had a lollipop in his mouth. You giggled. He was so cute when he ate!

"Sorry ______, Iggy deprived me of normal food last night." Alfred said, taking a big bite of pizza.
"I see," you said with a laugh. "Well don't hog eveything for yourself, I'm  kinda hungry too."
You and Alfred passed the time pigging out on junk food and telling funny stories, until you realized that it was 12:24. "Alfred we gotta go!" you cried. Alfred shut the fridge door and his eyes widened as he saw the time. "Shit! C'mon _______!" he shouted, grabbing your hand and racing outside.
"We're not gonna walk there are we?" you asked.
"Dammit! I think we might have to….wait!" Alfred ran over to your neighbors driveway, where a cute little Spiderman tricycle was sitting. "Hop on!" he said.
You giggled. It was a crazy idea, but it sounded fun, so you joined him on the tiny plastic seat. Alfred started to pedal, but as soon as he did, the whole trike creaked and snapped in two. You burst out laughing. "Ok, so do you have a plan B?"
"Don't worry ________, the Hero will find a way- aha!" he spotted a regular sized bike leaning against your garage.
"Of course!" you said. "My bike!"
You both got on,  and this time, it worked. You both sang  the Star Spangled Banner as Alfred pedaled towards the park, where the stage was already set up for the contest.
"FUCK YEAH! THE HERO AND HIS SIDEKICK ARE HERE!" Alfred shouted, waving both hands in the air. This turned out to be a huge mistake as the bike hadn't come to a complete stop yet, and you, Alfred, and the bike toppled to the ground. Unfourtatetely for you, you were on the very bottom of the pile. And Alfred was HEAVY. "Urgh…Alfred…."
"What? OH! DUDE! Sorry!" Alfred got off of you and held his hand out. You took it and he hauled you back to your feet with ease. "Thanks…" you said, blushing.

"No problem…" Alfred said, also blushing. "Uh…sorry about your bike, the Hero will try to fix it-"
"That's ok." You said. "Now I have a excuse to get a new one!"
"Awesome! We should totally go for a ride together sometime-"
"Will all contestants please take your places." a man's amplified voice boomed, and Alfred grinned at you. "You're awesome, _________. The best sidekick a hero could ever ask for."
"And you're the best….hero a sidekick could ever ask for." You said the first lame thing that came to mind.
God that was a suckish line.
You two just stood there grinning at each other, until you finally came to your senses and Alfred ran up to the stage. "I'll be rooting for you Alfie!" you called just before he dissapeared into the crowd.
You took your seat at the front row, where you could clearly see Alfred.
There were about 30 contestants in all, with 30 tables and 30 chairs, each loaded with so many Big Macs that you weren't even going to bother trying to count You took your seat at the front row, where you could clearly see Alfred.
There were about 30 contestants in all, with 30 tables and 30 chairs, each loaded with so many Big Macs that you weren't even going to bother trying to count them. The man with the microphone was wearing a oversized t-shirt with a huge picture of Ronald McDonald's face on it, and he had a whistle hanging around his neck. He went over the rules (eat 'till you puke! ) then blew his whistle and everyone started eating. Just as you suspected, Alfred seemed to be making the most progress already!
Remembering what you said about being his personal cheerleader, you lept into the air and began cheering loudly for him. It was a good thing you were on a sugar rush….
~~~~~~~~~Another time skip~~~~~~~~
It had been one whole hour, and there were only three more contestants left- a fat man, a fat woman, and your hero. By this point you had completely lost your mind, and were even using leaves as cheerleader pompoms. You were screaming, yelling, even doing some fancy cheerleader moves that you had no idea you were even capable of doing.
At last, the fat man barfed all over the stage and was hauled away.
"GOOOO ALFIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!" you shrieked, jumping into the air and waving your leaf pompoms like crazy. You were beginning to get some dirty looks by now, but whatever.
Finally, the lady passed out, just as Alfred finished his last burger. You went crazy, shouting until you couldn't shout anymore. "Woooot!!!" was the last you could say before you sat back down, completely out of breath.
The guy with the Ronald McDonald shirt held Alfred's hand in the air like they do in wrestleing, and announced him as the champion.
"FUCK YEAH!" he screamed.
"Language young man," the Ronald shirt guy said. "Anyways, we are proud to present to you this huge bag of McDonald's coupons. Each one gets you a free meal." He handed Alfred the bag.
"JACKPOT!" he yelled. You laughed.

As soon as Alfred got down from the stage, he ran towards you,arms outstretched. "_______!"
"Alfie!" you cried back, expecting him to hug you again. What you certainly weren't expecting him to do was smash his lips onto yours. Which is exactly what he did. To your surprise though, you didn't back away, instead you tangled your fingers in his wheat colored hair and kissed him back. Who cared if he tasted like greasy Big Macs, his lips were soft and gentle, and everything about the kiss just felt…right.
You lost track of time as you kissed, but you eventually drew away from each other, just so that your noses were touching. Then you both began to laugh.

"I really like you ______." Alfred said once he stopped laughing.
"I really like you too Alfie." you said with a giggle. Then you remembered something. "Hey Al?"
"Yeah _______?"
"Remember yesterday when you got all daydreamy?"
"Yeah."
"What were you 'daydreaming' about?"
Alfred grinned and kissed your forehead. "I was just thinking about how much I missed you when I was at summer school."
"That's really sweet Alfie~ I missed you too."
You spent another stupid minute grinning goofily at each other, until Alfred spoke. "Hey ________, let's go to McDonald's if we're done here."
THE END :3